Category Archives: Fake News
Ironic T-shirt Fails to Attract Attention
Wichita, KS- In what can only be described as a crushing blow to an already fragile ego, Wichita local Aaron Gartenberg’s ironic t-shirt failed to garner the positive reaction he expected. “I thought that maybe people would laugh” Gartenberg explained, … Continue reading
6 MARINES KILLED BY FRIENDLY HARRIER AIRSTRIKE
Afghan Map- 6 United States Marines were killed today in what officials are calling a “small oversight” in reading radar. Apparently the soldier who called in the airstrike mistakenly placed the cursor above the green dots indicating his teammates’ location … Continue reading
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POP SONG “TOTALLY” APPLICABLE TO TEEN’S LIFE
TACOMA, WA- In what can only be described as a once in a lifetime opportunity, local 15-year old Jaime Allen discovered a song which accurately portrays her current relationship using vague generalities and simple metaphors. “I was in my room … Continue reading
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PENGUIN TO SUE KILLER WHALE OVER NEAR FATAL ENCOUNTER
SOUTH POLE- Killer whale Greg Hansen as been served a subpoena by the Fourth District Court of the South Pole this week relating to a matter involving him and a small Gentoo Penguin in the waters off of the Ronne Ice Shelf … Continue reading
